SHORT TAKES ON THE DRIFTING WRECKAGE

A NEW CANDY BAR IS BORN:  Something for our side.  From American Action News.
Jeremy Boreing, co-CEO of the Daily Wire, has launched a new business line, “Jeremy’s Chocolate,” which has already sold 300,000 units within 48 hours of its release. The chocolate bars come in two varieties, “HeHim” and “SheHer,” and are available on ihatehersheys.com. The move was prompted by Hershey’s International Women’s Day campaign, which featured a man who identifies as a woman as one of its spokespersons.  Boreing stated that The Daily Wire would not compromise on the definition of womanhood, which led to the creation of the non-woke chocolate bars. Boreing tweeted, “Fine, I’ll do it,” and introduced the chocolate bars as an alternative to Hershey’s. He also emphasized that The Daily Wire will continue to build alternatives as long as corporations and institutions continue to alienate half the country.  Many Twitter users were impressed by the speed of the launch, with some speculating that Boreing may have had prior knowledge of Hershey’s campaign. However, Boreing confirmed that he worked through the night to get the product off the ground and did not have prior knowledge of Hershey’s campaign.  Terrific idea.  Best candy bar since Milky Way dark chocolate.  Sweets for sweet conservatives.

March 8, 2023